Unplugged

Funny stories for today.. this is just what I saw, heard and experienced.

Sub ride back from Erica's - A lady and her son were sitting next to me and I heard her telling her son she was lucky that the police came because she would beat that women up. She also said something along the lines of about how she was telling other people how would they know, maybe her son has a gun, how do they know he wouldn't pull it out. Seriously, this mom was crazy. Her son was just laughing, I was laughing at them. I had to zip my coat up past my mouth so I could giggle underneath it. Well for that and because...

Same ride- Across from them where these three girls who got on the sub and wanted to sit next to each other, they asked this guy to move over but he shook his head in what seemed to be a no sentence. So this girl is talking over him asking, did he really just say no to scooting over, now I'm just gonna talk over him and be obnoxious. The crazy mom sitting next to me was laughing and saying that she doesn't know if he understood her. This girl is being crazy loud and like "No he understood he shook his head no, I can't believe he wouldn't just move over!" (he is sitting right next to her and he obviously has no clue what's going on!) Finally she stands up and asks again, the gentleman looks to the guy on my other side who makes the "move to your left" swoosh with his hands and the guy moves over. The lady on my right thinks she is the one who got him to move. People, this poor guy had no idea what was going on and he was being yelled at by these crazy girls! I was seriously laughing so hard on my ride home.